Biology
CODENAME:Smallstar
SECRET POWERS: ability to channel polar bears
incanter of page-long organic chemistry mechanisms
stress-relief hair
makes amusing (yet dangerous) noises when tickled
intimate knowledge of the sexual life of Zea mays
goat-tackling ability
ability to locate gonads on any lifeform
virtuoso (sole) performer of "the chemistry song", "the strangely similar biology song" and the famous "shoulder dance"
NOT CALM!
FOODS: chocolate
... actually, anything with caffeine
... which of course means Coke (the beverage, silly!)
any of the violent, seething concoctions that her housemates will prepare for her
ORIGIN: Formed out of interstellar dust and gases in the heart of a nebula.
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