SECRET POWERS: Ex-boyfriend-annihilating ninja skills
Laser vision
Toleration for French people
FOODS: Not gross things
Especially not rats
Maybe too much McDonalds'
Post-ItTM Notes
ORIGIN: From the cold cornfields of Iowa, puddin studied the black art of ninjitsu under the dojo of Master Hotobukido-Notjoshoti-Umezu through her early years, practicing the art on nearby cows* and barns. A fourth-degree ultrablackbelt, she will only unleash her powers of destruction when absolutely necessary -- that is, of course, including in defense of the #42 Posse.
Theme from Puddin

* Not The_Cow, of course. Back