Diesel Boy
SECRET POWERS: The Uncanny Ability To Be Uncanny
The biggest Mr. Bungle fan in the world. Legend has it that this is an extremely fierce superpower.
Can laugh at self (causes Kinkaid to burst into flaming mass, sort of like getting mad made the Incredible Hulk become green and Incredible)
FOODS: Raw Coffee
Coffee Tofu
Coffee covered coffee beans
Nintendo Entertainment System

Living in the southernmost part of Canadia (5 minutes from Detroit), Kinkaid will be one of the first up against the wall when the United States finally invades.

As you can see, Kinkaid is also a Diesel-fuel-only boy.

QUOTE: <kinkaid> hmm...i'm a guy...
<kinkaid> i should change that.
Theme from Kinkaid